I lie. Blogging has never been my strongest mode of public relations. I have heard that it will help connect your potential audience to you and your work I have just never tried it.
Why type a legitimate blog today? I blame the DayQuil/ NyQuil fog that I am living in.
You see, I am trying to write the first draft of my thesis paper. In my head it is jiving and rocking and rolling but I dont have the physical/ mental fortitude to actual type it out.
I must explain. I have been sick for the past four days. Not just your mamby pamby cough and sneeze sick. I am talking chills, shakes, aches, amounts of mucus I did not know were physically possible to acquire type of sick. I'm waiting for House's team to bust in the door and rescue me from whatever tropical ailment I picked up touching the last shopping cart. (FYI: Dont ever watch the movie Contagion. It's so good it will make you paranoid)
So here I am. Morning of day four. Feeling awful but determined to get all of these glorious art theory shattering ideas out of my head and onto a paper. I decide to use the brilliance of the modern technology known as the iPhone 4s; aka Siri. (cue: angelic choir and lights)
About a month ago I asked "Siri, write my thesis". Her response, which I am sure was coupled with a disgruntle head shake, was "Ashley, I do not understand "Write my thesis". Siri will however dictate any "notes" I give her and email them to me. Brilliant!
My note to Apple: Siri should have a sinus infection filter/ translator. I said "Water". Siri types "Oliver".
There might be a slight translation curve when I start to piece it all together but for now I will settle for a splash of Oliver.












